oppositional cue

if he says or does the following, leave him:

  • “come for me”
  • barks at the knocked-on door
  • washes himself in semi-circular patterns
  • corrects your posture
  • votes repeatedly to your detriment
  • noli mi tangere
  • fucks you while you scrub a stain
  • spells your name with additional vowels

 

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